The filming guide

1. Pick a clip or a sounds bank sound. Check its react-on cue, the named moment for the big reaction.
2. One earphone in, one out.
3. Phone propped at eye level. Front camera, face filling the frame.
4. Record from a few seconds before you press play to two seconds after the clip ends.
5. React with your face: eyebrows, mouth, the slow turn to camera. Small and real.
6. 15 to 30 seconds total.

Using a bank sound? Attach the sound to the post rather than baking the audio in. Shared sounds pool views.

• Type it inside TikTok's editor. Never CapCut, never baked in. Pre-rendered text reads as an ad and the video dies.
• On screen from 0:00, all lowercase, one emoji at the end: 💀 or 😭.
• Never name the app on screen or out loud. Caption and bio only.
• Don't explain the joke. The text sets up your reaction; the audio is the reveal.

Hooks that have worked

• "am i going to hell for listening to the bible like this 💀"
• "surely this is blasphemy?? 💀"
• "wdym there's a girl who read the whole bible like its tea and put it on an app 😭"
• "pov: a girl in the smoking area is explaining the entire bible to you"
• "just found out what my flatmate's been listening to 💀"

Hooks are first-come; check your portal before filming.

• Same video to all three platforms, same day.
• Caption: short, lowercase, app name included.